stickysheep, mancharm, soapbutts
PLEASE, WE CAN ALL SHARE, YOU CAN ALL ADOPT ME
I’m gonna be honest here, bae, I’m greedy and I don’t like to share but in return of my selfish love induced actions I can promise you my dire undivided attention and affection every day and night for the rest of your life. And walkies. Lots of walkies.
I can cook.
This voids any and all things everyone else offers.
Let me rephrase my pledge to you, Rabbu, oh, wonderful and perfect Rabbu. I will love you, feed you, take care of you~ Give my attention, my affections and devotion to you, my goddess~ I will worship you like the perfect and beautiful woman that you are. Magnificent. I will make you understand how truly wonderful your presence is and hope to be worthy of such a prize of you, entirely. Your very complete existence I will hold selfishly in these sheep hands. Bae, just give me a chance. Let me show you love.